a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
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Anonymous asked: Hi Froggie! Do you believe in the friendzone?
I believe in something I call “unrequited like.” It’s a less profound version of unrequited love. I think this happens to all genders and it can certainly be disappointing.
I’ve been on the planet a bit longer than a lot of my followers and maybe I can pass along a few things I’ve learned.
First, if someone has no interest in you. Move on. It will be hard. It might even suck for a while. But trying to win the affection of someone who doesn’t feel that way about you is a big waste of time. You are just going to cause yourself more pain.
Second, being someone’s friend is not a consolation prize. Friendship is one of the most precious things on earth and should not be discounted into this absurd notion of the “friendzone.”
If you believe in the friendzone you aren’t the “nice guy” you think you are. Women are not objects to be won, and if they reject you, you should respect that. You cannot blame someone for not having feelings for you. It’s like telling someone who doesn’t like brussels sprouts to just start liking them. You cannot magically change their taste buds by saying the right words.
And lastly, if they offer you friendship, do not accept it if you are just going to be resentful. Either truly be their friend and perform your friend duties with all your heart, or move along.
In my opinion, if you think you got friendzone’d, you are no friend.
uh in 2001 after 9/11 some kid asked me why my dad like flew a plane into the two towers and like my friend said, “leave her alone, she’s one of the good ones” and people would call me a terrorist up until like middle school in 2006 so no, you can’t wear a bindi what the fuck
The real world.
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever
Yes, I may be quiet very often. But I’m quiet because I like to listen. And I listen because I genuinely care and want to know the ins and outs of your mind; of who you are. And I listen because that’s all I really want from someone else. I want to be loud and silly and serious and tell you all about myself. I crave that. But for now, I listen, until someone shows up in my life and asks me, “how are you, really?”
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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes themFavorite answer so far.
Math.
Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option. Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.
Ugh oh my god I got this so much and ive had actual tantrums on my hands for saying no
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Soo Sunny Park (b. Seoul, Korea) - Unwoven Light at Rice University’s Rice Gallery in Houston, Texas. Composed of 37 individual sculptural units, the installation uses iridescent plexi-glass embedded in pieces of a chain link fence to cast shimmering, colorful reflections across the spacious gallery.
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“Filming #freeCeCe with the one and only CeCe McDonald in Madison Square Park.” (x)
Legs for days, weeks, months, years!!!
CECE LOOK SO GOOD
gotta reblog this again cause cece look the fuck good
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
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